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About a month after I first bought my car from Henry, who lives on Amherst St. in Colonia, NJ, I realized the inside door handle had begun to crack. A few months afterwards the handle completely broke off, and I had to then roll my window down and use the outside handle every time I needed to get out. Little while after that my Father was able to tie a string around the gadget that opens the door, so by pulling the string my door would open. Soon enough however, the string broke and so once again I have to roll my window down and use the outside handle. Finally the other day it had snowed and when I went to open my door it was stuck. Now this was very common as it had frozen shut plenty of times before, so I just began pulling harder...and harder...I realized something was amiss but decided I'd investigate the matter further after just ONE MORE PULL...
That's when the front piece of my door handle broke off.
When I climbed inside from the other door which opened right away, I realized that I had somehow accidentally locked my door, and that's why it wouldn't open. I can't believe I hadn't thought of that but I never lock my door, and it's unfortunate it had to happen on a day where it had snowed.
Also a couple of weeks ago someone hit my parked car and put a nice dent above my front left wheel, so now my door slightly brushes against it when it opens and make a very loud noise.
I can still open my door from the outside, I just have to use both hands, one to push up what's left of the handle, and the other to jam a couple fingers underneath it.
That's when the front piece of my door handle broke off.
When I climbed inside from the other door which opened right away, I realized that I had somehow accidentally locked my door, and that's why it wouldn't open. I can't believe I hadn't thought of that but I never lock my door, and it's unfortunate it had to happen on a day where it had snowed.
Also a couple of weeks ago someone hit my parked car and put a nice dent above my front left wheel, so now my door slightly brushes against it when it opens and make a very loud noise.
I can still open my door from the outside, I just have to use both hands, one to push up what's left of the handle, and the other to jam a couple fingers underneath it.
What Lives in the Woods
I finally finished my horror comic! It took a very long time! You can read it all right here: http://www.joeruff.net/what-lives-in-the-woods-preview
April 15th, 2013
So this is an essay I wrote last time something really horrible happened, and tonight after a few drinks I finished it.
December 17th, 2012
So I'm sitting in Panera, eavesdropping on a nearby table as they talk
about the recent tragedy in Connecticut. There's one guy and two
girls, all in their mid twenties, all quite good looking and all quite
stereotypically dumb.
You can tell some people are idiots just by the sound of their voice.
I hear them cycle through just about every talking point they've
recently seen on the news. Informing each other of all the new grisly
developments, in grisly detail. They even take a minute to bash the
So music is art, right?
So I'm in a band and we just finished our first EP, which you can now hear at http://pigeonsmusic.bandcamp.com
Music and making music has been a big part of my life for a long time, but this is by far the most ambitious thing I've done. I do the singing and the acoustic guitaring for the group and anybody who likes music should give it a listen, because we all worked really hard on it.
Thanks for the fav...
Can we just stop saying it altogether?
I hate writing it because it always feels so fake, and I hate receiving those comments because they always sound so obligated.
Now, having someone fav your work is a great compliment and I always appreciate the hell out of it it, but I just think that at this point, that phrase has become mandatory, and has therefore lost any and all sincerity.
So, while I don't want to seem ungrateful for all the faves I'll receive in the future, I'm just not going to say it anymore and I would encourage everyone else to do the same.
Most profiles I see on here are all exactly the same, with their endless lists of i
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That sucks, Joe.